On The Off Chance That Ya Listening

[Keev]

Is this the right catergorry to post bile rubbish under?
so yeah I reckon there should be a "who fancies a shag?" forum on here.
Why not? Ya post ya picture and see who wants some.
I'm game. Come on.......

[Dave C]

Well now the wife's in hospital I most definately fancy a shag (off a lass), as long as the wife doesn't find out

[Keev]

fukkin ell dave courtney is a wildhearts fan. i read all a books dave.
stop the ride mate i really do wanna get off.

[Dave C]

Not quite that Dave C, just a humble northern lad, making his way in the world.

[Keev]

i was oop north a few weeks back.
In Goole I was.
People oop there talk to paving slabs.
Its a good night out.
I prefer Grolsch and and settee nowadays.

[Dave C]

We talk to paving slabs because of the influx of southern soft types. We find that paving slabs are infinately more interesting.

What on Earth possessed you to go to Goole?

[Keev]

Why did I go to Goole?
Well ya see I was in Kings Cross looking for me bag.
So I asked the attendant where it was he said dont worry.
I said Cool. He said Goole? I said cool. And then I ended up in Goole. Cool.