Why can't I just be normal & stop trying to decipher lyr

[seventieslord]

This one isn't even as hard as SS666, but I'm still missing a lot of it. My task today is to figure out the female rant in the middle of "Why Can't You Just Be Normal All The Time". I know it was made to be extremely difficult to tell everything she's saying. That's what makes it fun! Here's what I've got. I am sure someone was better at picking out certain lines than I was:

(_____in my life, _______ think with his penis
You never take me anywhere.
My mother ________ on you.
You do not have ______ my friends
You do not like my friends
I am ________outside ______
________ __________
______ in or the out _______
You do not love more to me anymore
I need more affection
I’ve changed my mind
No. I have the mind to change you.
_______ take me anywhere
________ with a penis
___________of my life were all correct about you
As for me, my heart __________
Things change
No, it’s not _____________
Why don’t you shave your balls?
______________ ___________
Out all the time, or in all the time. That’s you.
You never take me anywhere
_______________ you
Love more to me anymore.
I need more….
_________ things change
why don’t you shave your balls?
___________ my mother
Out all the time, or in all the time. That’s you.
As for me, my heart __________

[zachary_storm]

Not got all o the gaps... but i've heard em as...

the view of my life,all the men, as soon as they think with his penis
You never take me anywhere.
My mother had reason on you.
You do not have taste in my friends
You do not like my friends
I am ________outside ______
________ __________
______ in or the out _______
You do not love more to me anymore
I need more affection
I’ve changed my mind
No. I have the mind to change you.
_______ take me anywhere
me? you're thinking me with a penis
all the women of my life were all correct about you
As for me, my heart, which needs love
Things change
No, it’s not _____________
Why don’t you shave your balls?
______________ ___________
Out all the time, or in all the time. That’s you.
You never take me anywhere
_______________ you
Love more to me anymore.
I need more….
_________ things change
why don’t you shave your balls?
___________ my mother
Out all the time, or in all the time. That’s you.
As for me, my heart, which needs love...

Hmmm...! HaHa! Hope that helps!!

[seventieslord]

That definitely helps! We're getting closer to finishing the song.

I am going to get Amanda to try to decipher it... she speaks the same language

[spoon_of_grimbo]

can you honestly say you're going to sing along to this bit of the song lol?!

[zachary_storm]

Thats true... but its still kool to know what it all says... was listening to it today & think i've sussed out a bit more... shall add to it when i get home... cant remember off top o my head now & im at work!

& thats genius!! ask a woman! ...no offense to you women!

[Mattie]

Maybe this will help

http://www.2shared.com/file/2864647/ae8 ... _rant.html

It's the section cut out, with a little of the background noise reduced

[seventieslord]

Hey, thanks man, that's awesome, I think I have almost all of it now. Some of it doesn't make much sense but it doesn't appear that she could be saying anything else, like "You never love more to me anymore", for example.

[zachary_storm]

Hey, thanks man, that's awesome, I think I have almost all of it now. Some of it doesn't make much sense but it doesn't appear that she could be saying anything else, like "You never love more to me anymore", for example.

I think a lot o the lines are like 2 samples mixed in together...

[seventieslord]

Hey, thanks man, that's awesome, I think I have almost all of it now. Some of it doesn't make much sense but it doesn't appear that she could be saying anything else, like "You never love more to me anymore", for example.

I think a lot o the lines are like 2 samples mixed in together...

I think so too. I am also convinced that this one part is backwards. If you play the bit after "I am forwards outside all the time, know what?" backwards, (the part that is shown as a complete blank in the original post) - she appears to say "I'm really early, and always outside" or something like that.