catchy little number

[nig1012]

ooh look at that another four and it'll be my 1000th post.

cool dude. have you got anything special planned for the big 1000?

i'll try and set you up with such an an awesome post it may even make the tabloids

p.s. was said woman ulgly anyway or just miserable?

[Sarc]

ooh look at that another four and it'll be my 1000th post.

cool dude. have you got anything special planned for the big 1000?

i'll try and set you up with such an an awesome post it may even make the tabloids

p.s. was said woman ulgly anyway or just miserable?

She was actually quite the looker and did just look miserable although after my slight faux pas she looked even more miserable although she did say say the look of sheer horror on my face was worth being called an ugly cow.

[nig1012]

and you wonder why women go around hitting you with pool cues

anyway we could be on for a double celebration, i'm almost on 500 posts. woo hoo

anyone else out there about to reach a milestone

[nig1012]

oh yeah sarcy boy were's the BOARD COMEDIAN sig gone?

have you retired?

[Sarc]

Nah , I haven't retired I just fancied a change that's all and one that didn't seem so egotistical.

ooooohhh two more posts before the biggie

[colzo666]

Yer next post is the biggie, Sarcy boy..

[Ean]

...I still have no idea how the hell he read Col as Sarc as there arent even any of the same letters in the name...

Really? Not any at all?

[Mattie]

I've figured out what happened!

I'm blaming a combination of firefox and early morning tiredness - I opened a thread by Sarc in one tab, and one by Col (this one) in another.

I then proceeded to not pay any attention who had started which thread and got them mixed up

So, what I meant to say initially was..



"Fuck off and die, yeah Col?"

[Col]

"Fuck off and die, yeah Col?"

What the hell have I done now?

Seriously though what the fuck? I've never even spoken to you man.

[spoon_of_grimbo]

this is why i fucking love this forum!



and WHOOOOOOOOO 500th!!!!

[geordierussell]

[Sarc]

...I still have no idea how the hell he read Col as Sarc as there arent even any of the same letters in the name...

Really? Not any at all?

And for my 1000th post I would just like to say..........................Oh bollocks I cant believe I said that. I'll make sure I C things more clearly next time before I post.

And seeing as it's my 1000th post I'd just like to finish off with this little gem,...........

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

[Damian]

I'll just pretend that I know what any of you lot are on about. But I'm glad we've got some new entertainers, with many of the old ones being sadly AWOL (or perhaps I'm just looking in the wrong places).

Tell you what. I'll tell a joke too.

Two men break into an office and steal a calendar. They each got six months.

[Ean]

...I still have no idea how the hell he read Col as Sarc as there arent even any of the same letters in the name...

Really? Not any at all?

And for my 1000th post I would just like to say..........................Oh bollocks I cant believe I said that. I'll make sure I C things more clearly next time before I post.

Sorry, couldn't resist. I knew I could lure you into blowing your 1000th post.

[nig1012]

But I'm glad we've got some new entertainers, with many of the old ones being sadly AWOL

d'u hear that sarcy boy? you're a new entertainer not as good as one of the "OLD ONES" but never the less an entertainer.

(start of a new sig me thinks)