The Wildhearts

Is this the right catergorry to post bile rubbish under?
so yeah I reckon there should be a "who fancies a shag?" forum on here.
Why not? Ya post ya picture and see who wants some.
I'm game. Come on.......

Well now the wife's in hospital I most definately fancy a shag (off a lass), as long as the wife doesn't find out

fukkin ell dave courtney is a wildhearts fan. i read all a books dave.
stop the ride mate i really do wanna get off.

Not quite that Dave C, just a humble northern lad, making his way in the world.

i was oop north a few weeks back.
In Goole I was.
People oop there talk to paving slabs.
Its a good night out.
I prefer Grolsch and and settee nowadays.

We talk to paving slabs because of the influx of southern soft types. We find that paving slabs are infinately more interesting.

What on Earth possessed you to go to Goole?

Why did I go to Goole?
Well ya see I was in Kings Cross looking for me bag.
So I asked the attendant where it was he said dont worry.
I said Cool. He said Goole? I said cool. And then I ended up in Goole. Cool.